“Curious Rhymes” (from Robert Merry’s Museum, March 1854; p. 93)
What is earth, sexton?
A place to dig graves.
What is earth, rich man?
A place to work slaves.
What is earth, gray beard?
A place to grow old.
What is earth, miser?
A place to dig gold.
What is earth, school-boy?
A place for my play.
What is earth, maiden?
A place to be gay.
What is earth, seamstress?
A place where I weep.
What is earth, sluggard[?]
A good place to sleep.
What is earth, soldier?
A place for battle.
What is earth, herdsman?
A place to raise cattle.
What is earth, widow?
A place of true sorrow.
What is earth, tradesman?
I’ll tell you to-morrow.
What is earth, sick man?
’Tis nothing to me.
What is earth, sailor?
My home is the sea.
What is earth, statesman?
A place to win fame.
What is earth, author?
I’ll write there my name.
What is earth, monarch?
For my realm, ’tis given.
What is earth, Christian?
The gateway of heaven.